John and I were discussing nicknames. He was trying to understand why some people call dad "Freddy." So I explained that it is a short version of our last name.
Then I said that maybe I should call John "Little Freddy." He told me he was not little but I could call him "Medium Freddy."
He then continued with "Daddy is Big Freddy. I am Medium Freddy and Nathan is Little Freddy."
So I asked, 'Where does Mom fit in?"
John replied with "You can be Bigger Medium Freddy!"